Tonna Rally
June 2010
---------EWE HAD TO BE THERE----------
Ewe had to be there!
A rally at Tonna hosted by centre seven,
Welsh hospitality in that little bit of heaven,
The rugby club had plenty of beer,
Many drinks later and I feel a bit queer.
Ewe had to be there!
The weather was great the weather was fine,
Unusual for Wales where it rains most of the time,
A bit of rain would not have gone amiss,
It was so bloody hot they were taking the piss.
Ewe had to be there!
When AJ and Joan,
Were away from the dome,
Some naughty people,
Went and put in a throne.
Ewe had to be there!
Becks in his outfit a sight not to be missed,
You know we were all just a little bit pissed,
With frilly knickers and legs all akimbo,
We were all very glad he did not try to limbo.
Ewe had to be there!
Sunday morning and it's breakfast time,
If you listen very carefully you can here the bells chime,
Some of us look as if we have been through hell,
Yes dear Dave you do not look to well.
Ewe had to be there!
The Baaaaarmy army all worked ever so hard,
We might even send them a Christmas card,
Thank you Tonna for a really great rally,
Time to go home now so I really can't dally.
Ewe really had to be there!
-----The Bard----
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